Does anyone else Identify as this?

I've known for years that I'm toilet plunger kin. I first witnessed a toilet plunger in action when my dad used one to unclog our upstairs bathroom toilet, and it was like my soul went out of my body and instantly connected with the plunger. I make my shoes out of toilet plungers and walk like a toilet plunger. And since I'm a girl, I've "played" with a toilet plunger. Does anyone else share my kintype?